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Home › Articles › Humor › Preconception Humor

Preconception Humor

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  • You're sleeping in front of the fireplace and showering at the gym because your wife turned down the water heater at home and took away your electric blanket.
  • You look like someone out of a rap video because your new boxers keep riding up and out of the top of your pants.
  • You feel like your wife has an alarm clock in her shorts because every four weeks or so, she comes running out of the bathroom saying, "Drop your pants--it's time!"
  • Someone asks you what day it is and you reply, "Cycle day 20."
  • You know enough about the workings of the female body to teach a health class at the high school.
  • You're about as interested in sex as you are in balancing the checkbook.

    • If well-known companies offered fertility drugs, would they have to come up with new slogans? We think not...

    Shell:
    Moving at the speed of life

    Flintstones Vitamins:
    Ten million strong, and growing

    Pepsi:
    Generation next

    Cotton:
    The fabric of our lives

    General Electric:
    We bring good things to life

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