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Preconception Humor
Keeping your sense of humor when you are TTC can be difficult at times. But just like everything else in life, a little laughter can help tremendously. Here are a few bits of humor to keep you and your partner sane during this, uh, trying time. ;-)
You know you're trying to conceive when.....
Women:
- You think you might wet your pants every morning because you can't go to the bathroom until your thermometer beeps.
- Your calendar at work is color coded for the days leading up to ovulation.
- You tell people you work for the FBI because they look at you funny when you use jargon like BBT, TTC, and AF.
- Anyone else would need a decoder to read your fertility chart.
- Suddenly, everyone around you is either pregnant, nursing or with a child
- You've created voodoo dolls for all of the people who've asked, "Are you pregnant yet?"
- You're about as interested in sex as you are in balancing the checkbook.
Men:
- You open your briefcase and find a sticky note from your wife that says, "Don't drink any coffee, no cocktails after work, don't stress out and keep your 'boys' cool."
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